Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Amazing Race 4/5

Well Amazing Race changed time on us tonight. Now it is earlier in the evening and I think I like it better. No more rushing home from Taco Tuesday.

Here we go….

Well we would be going without the entire season wrap up. That gives me some time to get some Thin Mints…freezer style.

My predictions say that I don’t think there will be elimination. If there is, MOJO goes. Winner tonight is the ambiguously gay Frat Boys.

The Hipps are 1h 40 min ahead of the FratBoys at the beginning of the race. There will be a hurry up and wait here soon. Ah yes, here it is. A team order sign. Funny. Pizza Pie! That is the largest map that the Hippies have.

Sleep Deprivation is irritating you Scott? You are irritating me.

“I see a beautiful statue ahead, without a head.”

FratBoys and Hipps are the only ones at the site when the gate opens. They will cruise again.

Old Folks are lost. Old Man get mad. Old Man honk horn. Oh My. The husband of the wife of a doctor should not act that way.

I was going to write something during the commercial. Oh, I remember now that they said the town in Italy was sacked by the Vandals. This of course would be before they made their trek to Idaho and would play sub par college football in a barn. As Billy would say, “You’ve been vandalized!!!”

Liking Ray HoodRat more and more this episode. He just sits there and says nothing.

Fish Barbie. Ha. This is going to be fun. She seems to be okay right now. Lets see if they hyped the promo too much. The Race, hyping something too much? Naw.

Ah, yes. It starts. Fish juice. Ha. The breakdown. It begins. Not overhyped. Love the running mascara. I have already suggested that maybe it’s not the worst thing you have ever done, but I must say it again. You are from Arkansas. You… ah, nevermind.

Adoradorks falling apart. They are slipping down the cool list. MOJO falling. Scott and Lacy. Falling. Up, Up, Up with HoodRats not getting pissed at the people being scared of the big black man.

Adoradorks trailing. It is 740 and no one has finished the race yet. No one will be kicked off tonight. AdoraDorks saved by the race not ending for the second time in four episodes? I say yes.
Well it seems my winner prediction was right on. Frat Boys win. Not a real hard choice since they win almost each week. San Fran Psuedo Hipps in 2nd. 748 and only two teams done. Commercial. It is looking better for the dorks. It is a real pit stop though, so it may be the end for a team. Have I said that I hate Scott and Lacy yet? Scott says that he could have done better than Lacy. Really, you are a better athlete? No.

It does look like Scott is wearing a string bikini from behind. That makes me laugh. MoJo and Old Folks finish 3rd and 4th. Scott and Lacy take 5th. Looks like it comes down to Hood Rats and Dorks.

Ray flips his boat and then hits a long shot. Dork on a kayak. The last part of this race was really short. Could be bad news for the dorks…..Hoodrats finish…and Dorks are gone!!!

No non-elimination rounds this season? They did well for themselves. I am ready to head to Pizza Hut to shake their hands. Nerds Rule. Nerds Rule. Nerds Rule.

List of cool….

7. Scott and Lacy...Hate them (LW:8th)
6. MoJo..They will lose this week (LW:7th)
5. The AdoraDorks...Out! (LW:3)
4. The Old Couple..Not bad. Fran is scared to Bungee. (LW:4th)
3. The Hood Rats...Nice race. Must do something to swap field position. (LW:5th)
2. Frat Boys...Won this week. As always. (LW:2rd)
1. SanFranPsuedoHippies...having fun. Must get out of Italy. No Mo PizzaPie. (LW:1st)

1 Comments:

Blogger Mairead said...

Are you NEVER blogging again?

4/30/2006 6:35 PM  

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