Amazing Race 4/5

Well Amazing Race changed time on us tonight. Now it is earlier in the evening and I think I like it better. No more rushing home from Taco Tuesday.

Here we go….

Well we would be going without the entire season wrap up. That gives me some time to get some Thin Mints…freezer style.

My predictions say that I don’t think there will be elimination. If there is, MOJO goes. Winner tonight is the ambiguously gay Frat Boys.

The Hipps are 1h 40 min ahead of the FratBoys at the beginning of the race. There will be a hurry up and wait here soon. Ah yes, here it is. A team order sign. Funny. Pizza Pie! That is the largest map that the Hippies have.

Sleep Deprivation is irritating you Scott? You are irritating me.

“I see a beautiful statue ahead, without a head.”

FratBoys and Hipps are the only ones at the site when the gate opens. They will cruise again.

Old Folks are lost. Old Man get mad. Old Man honk horn. Oh My. The husband of the wife of a doctor should not act that way.

I was going to write something during the commercial. Oh, I remember now that they said the town in Italy was sacked by the Vandals. This of course would be before they made their trek to Idaho and would play sub par college football in a barn. As Billy would say, “You’ve been vandalized!!!”

Liking Ray HoodRat more and more this episode. He just sits there and says nothing.

Fish Barbie. Ha. This is going to be fun. She seems to be okay right now. Lets see if they hyped the promo too much. The Race, hyping something too much? Naw.

Ah, yes. It starts. Fish juice. Ha. The breakdown. It begins. Not overhyped. Love the running mascara. I have already suggested that maybe it’s not the worst thing you have ever done, but I must say it again. You are from Arkansas. You… ah, nevermind.

Adoradorks falling apart. They are slipping down the cool list. MOJO falling. Scott and Lacy. Falling. Up, Up, Up with HoodRats not getting pissed at the people being scared of the big black man.

Adoradorks trailing. It is 740 and no one has finished the race yet. No one will be kicked off tonight. AdoraDorks saved by the race not ending for the second time in four episodes? I say yes.
Well it seems my winner prediction was right on. Frat Boys win. Not a real hard choice since they win almost each week. San Fran Psuedo Hipps in 2nd. 748 and only two teams done. Commercial. It is looking better for the dorks. It is a real pit stop though, so it may be the end for a team. Have I said that I hate Scott and Lacy yet? Scott says that he could have done better than Lacy. Really, you are a better athlete? No.

It does look like Scott is wearing a string bikini from behind. That makes me laugh. MoJo and Old Folks finish 3rd and 4th. Scott and Lacy take 5th. Looks like it comes down to Hood Rats and Dorks.

Ray flips his boat and then hits a long shot. Dork on a kayak. The last part of this race was really short. Could be bad news for the dorks…..Hoodrats finish…and Dorks are gone!!!

No non-elimination rounds this season? They did well for themselves. I am ready to head to Pizza Hut to shake their hands. Nerds Rule. Nerds Rule. Nerds Rule.

List of cool….

7. Scott and Lacy...Hate them (LW:8th)
6. MoJo..They will lose this week (LW:7th)
5. The AdoraDorks...Out! (LW:3)
4. The Old Couple..Not bad. Fran is scared to Bungee. (LW:4th)
3. The Hood Rats...Nice race. Must do something to swap field position. (LW:5th)
2. Frat Boys...Won this week. As always. (LW:2rd)
1. SanFranPsuedoHippies...having fun. Must get out of Italy. No Mo PizzaPie. (LW:1st)

Gay Team not gone?

Mitch pointed this out to me in his comments on tonights earlier post. Are the FratBoys really the GayBoys?

I must admit that Billy and I have been in many of the same positions before, but we have love for each other. (Hell, we damn near lived together for three years.) These guys spent a couple of weeks together. I get The Hippies acting this way. They are pretty gay for each other anyway, but the FratBoys stepping in is a little out of character.

On the other hand, when you are around people like The Hippies, wierd stuff happens. So the Fratboys...gay? I say no, but they could have had some interesting bathhouse stories.

I try not to read other blogs about the race. I think it clouds my own thoughts. Thanks Mitch for the big time heads up. Great Pics.

Amazing Race 3/28

Yea, I know, I am way behind. I watched this episode on 3/30 so I should have blogged then, but I have been chasing the fish this last week. (We have been 5 times this past week and a half.) Here we go....

Well, Scott proclaims himself the leader of his team again...big surprise. However, they do have a great idea to try to buy tickets on the internet while the ticket office is shut down. Sad times for them begin when The Pseudo Hipps decided to follow them after a spirited wheelchair race. They actually figure out how to see the page in English. The hipps get the flight out, Lacy and Scott get knocked back. Mistake #1.

Pal-er-MO, Italy. Pal-LER-Mo, Italy. Pa-Lerm-O, Italy. Palermino? Really? Idiots.

"She's a doctor's wife. She shouldn't be acting like that." She is acting that way because even though you should have been on the first flight out, you are behind everyone on your flight.

"We sat around with our thumbs up our butts."
Yes, you did. All of those people on your flight get to leave now. You, butt boy get to wait on the next flight to come in. This was one of the greatest blunders of The Amazing race this year. The lost almost 4 hours and 7 places. Idiots. Concrete block the bitch already. There has got to be a lake around there somewhere.

Psuedo Hipps are ahead of the pack and there is no waiting on any of the stops. They cruise to a easy win. "We get Pizza Pie!"

The AdoraDorks struggle this episode, both with the clothes and poor Girl-Dork nearly breaks down at the two extra pieces. She works as the manager of the Pizza Hut, she is not allowed to think outside the box.

The Yield is interesting. Each team has a reason to yield another team (except maybe the Hipps), however only on team uses it. It does influence the end of the race. Scott and Lacy yield Team Rack. This will come back to haunt them. They will be yielded in the future. Write it down.

Oh, I almosty forgot that they also missed the sign to head toward the tyemple or church or whatever. They get all the way to Phil before they realize they are wrong.

In the end, Team Rack can't put the body together as fast as The Hood Rats and they get the boot. It is sad for the FratBoys. How will they ever find any more girls in the world to mack on?

New and updated List of Cool...


8. Scott and Lacey...Worst race of any strong theam this season. (LW:8th)
7. MoJo..They will lose this week (LW:7th)
6. Team Rack...Out! (LW:6th)
5. The Hood Rats...Squeak out the last spot. (LW:5th)
4. The Old Couple..Doing well, may pass dorks if the dorks cant get with it. (LW:4th)
3. The AdoraDorks..Slipping, almost screwed up with the statue. (LW:3)
2. Frat Boys...Didn't win this week. They will this episode. (LW:2rd)
1. SanFranPsuedoHippies..Easiest leg ever? Will finish well again. (LW:1st)

Predictions.
Goes? MOJO. She says carrying a fish is the worst thing she has ever done? Bitch, you are from Arkansas. You fuck pigs. Pigfucker. Mo-Jo. They go IF there is an elimination. I personally don't think there will.

Win? The Frat Boys. They are too solid.

Remember. No Race tonight. Gotta wait til Wed.